by GothNinja | Nov 26, 2009 | Holiday
So, Today is the last Thursday in November, Which means two things :-
- Shit, Its getting close to Yule, and were did the year go?
- Its Thanksgiving Day.
Yes, Its thanksgiving. The day Americans give thanks for the Pilgrims who landed on the shores of America. Wiped out thousands of the natives with biological warfare and stole the country with the cunning use of flags and the Winchester repeating rifle!.
Talking of the Pilgrims. “They left Plymouth and landed in Plymouth. How lucky is that?”
Whatever the historical reasons for the holiday, Its now a day to sit back, give thanks to those things you are thankful for, eat and drink lots, and rest up for the mad rush of “Black Friday“.
So “Happy Thanksgiving”
by GothNinja | Nov 24, 2009 | Religion, Weird, Films
So I was watching a Documentary style film the other night. It was called “New World Order” and was about a bunch of different well known Conspiracy Nuts, as they campaigned against the “Bilderberg Group” and the “New World Order“. It was an entertainingly funny, and well worth a watch.
There was just one small thing that bothered me about it. A lot of the people featured had a lot of the same major problems with the evil “New world Order”
- They ignored the majority’s wished and were forcing their own views and values onto everyone.
- Anyone disagreeing with the Views of the NWO were rounded up without trial, tortured for confessions.
- They were engineering Wars for no reason other than forcing their views on Others.
Now, All the people saying these things, also stated they wanted to be left alone and to live as they wanted in their devout Christian ways.
Now that’s the bit that Annoyed me. Christianity? In the early days I’m pretty sure the history books say :-
- They ignored the majority’s wished and were forcing their own views and values onto everyone.
- Anyone disagreeing with the Views of the NWO were rounded up without trial, tortured for confessions. And was then burnt as a witch. Witchcraft Trials/ Inquisition
- They were engineering Wars for no reason other than forcing their views on Others. Anyone remember the crusades?
- They entered foreign countries, murdered all the native religions and forced their own brand of beliefs on the masses against their will.
Yes. Nice Conspiracy Nuts, Your beloved Christianity was the worlds first NWO.
by GothNinja | Nov 18, 2009 | Illness
OK, Before I get onto writing this post I feel I should point out that I am not 100% convinced suicide is the correct term for the title. Now I am not a student of Latin, in fact the closest I have ever come to studying the language is lying with my head in the lap of a girl who was practicing for her Latin Oral. But that’s another story for another time.
Now, I know the ****cide words for different kids of killings are made up from two parts. the ending cide from the Latin Caedere, Cecidi meaning Killing. And the first part depicts the kind of thing being killed. for eg:-
- regicide: killing of a king/Queen
- homicide: killing of a human
- parricide: killing of a parent
- fratricide: killing of a brother
- sororicide: killing of a sister
- uxoricide: killing of a wife
- mariticide: killing of a husband
- herbicide: Killing Plants
- suicide: Killing of yourself
Now the best i can work out the word i really needed to use would be genesuicide which i may just have made up now, and only people who know the meaning of the three parts of the word would have been able to work out what on earth I was trying to say. So for now I will settle for suicide, Unless anyone can correct me.
Now to the Post… *Random Dramatic Music*
I have been ill the last few days, some form of flu (not of the aporckalypse kind) yet still a very nasty one. Lets just say I crawled into bed around 9pm Sunday, and apart from trips to hug the toilet did not crawl back out until some point Tuesday evening. Now during this extended stay in bed, I did start hallucinating slightly. This is the only the second time I remember being so ill i hallucinated, the previous time it was with some very strong 48 hour debilitating flu as well. So maybe the same strain?
The previous hallucinations of several years ago involved some microscopic aliens with a odd fetish for saucepans. Apparently “so they informed me” the common saucepan is the greatest invention of all time, you can cook with it, eat from it, drink from it, carry stuff (both liquid and solid) in it, Use it to paddle, bail out, dig, as a rudimentary trap for small animals, and even as a weapon. I was tempted at the time to argue for the validity of other inventions possibly in the medical or gaming areas as a better invention to worship, but when you are convinced your bed is full of microscopic aliens armed with saucepans you tend just to agree with them and pray you get better soon. Anyway that’s a different story.
This time the hallucinations were mainly auditory, it sounded like thousands of me’s were all talking in my head. and each was different in a slight way. As if every me from the multiverse had all been pulled into the same place at the same time, so each of their thoughts could be heard by all the others. Do you realise how impossible it is to sleep with hundreds of voices arguing, crying, moaning loudly in your head at the same time? It did not make it better that one of the voices could not cope, so kept singing one verse from the song Puss in boots over and over again to drown out the sound of the others.
Pussycat, pussycat where have you been?
I’ve been to london, now I’m queen
Sitting pretty, I don’t wear suits
And the mice all call me –
Puss’n boots
Puss’n Boots By Adam & The Ants
Over and over and over solidly for over ten hours. I tell you, I was getting close to giving up until I noticed the volume of voices were getting less and less over time, like there was less me’s about. Now I’d like to think this was my bodys reaction to getting better, that it was natural progressions. The only thing stopping me believe that is the fact that as the number of other me’s dropped the voice of my subconscious got happier and happier.
I believe I mentioned how all the multiverses version of me had slightly different qualities? well out of the hundreds that were in my hallucination, only my subconscious was a sociopath.
Luckily it was all just a Hallucination. Wasn’t it?
by GothNinja | Nov 15, 2009 | Dating
From the dawn of time Man has quested to hunt out Mythological Creatures. How much money and man-hours have been spent investigating loch ness for the monster? How many People have walked the American woods looking for big foot? Its our natural instinct to try and find the truth in such myths. So, to do my bit for the advancement of human knowledge, I decided to spend some time this weekend attempting to find out some more information on a “mythological Creature.”
“Which Creature are you hunting?” I hear you ask, “Vampires? Werewolves? Big Foot? Teggie?“
NOTE: Teggie if you want to know is a sea monster a bit like the Loch Ness monster but from Bala Lake.
Nope. The Mythological Creature I am trying to prove if they exist or not is….. *insert drum roll*…. “Intelligent Women” Yes, those things we have all heard about, and know a friend of a friend who may have met one once. Women who are intelligent and witty.
So. How did I do my research? Well I signed up for an online dating website. I will not name which one of the major UK ones I used since they may be a bit upset that i used their site for something other than they had designed it for. I will say its one of those that ask you loads of questions about yourself, and what you like in a partner, so it can match people by personality and likes. To be fair I set “no preference” to all subjects like distance, if they have kids, religion, race, everything. The only things i stated were important were, Intelligence, Sense of Humor, Personality.
So, I filled in all the details. submitted it, and waited while their servers calculated the details, and searched a database of UK people trying to match anyone based on my requests. After a while the results came in.
NO MATCHES FOUND
So there you have it, One of the largest online dating sites in the UK (If not the world) with a reputed 60% female membership has 0 women who met the standards set. So far its not looking good for finding evidence of these creatures.
I will keep you informed of any more evidence found one way or another on this subject.
