Archives: March 2011

The Swiss Army CodeNinja

Mar31
Published on: March 31, 2011
Categories: Work
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Comments: 4 Comments

Its been a while since I have vented my spleen on here about the things that go on at the Asylum.  So I thought I would take some time out and have a little “Vent“.

I was originally hired at the Asylum as a Developer, and advanced my way up the ranks to Head of Development, then after an asylum wide reshuffle I relocated to the Systems Department as a Linux Sys.Admin.

Now I occasionally get thrown small development jobs are are complicated or in a rush, which is fine as we all like to help each other out. Only now its getting a bit silly.

I’m thrown Dev job after Dev job and told theres more coming in (am I a dev again?)

Then “Oh can you just make some android apps for layar?” (I know nothing about phone dev, and not done any programing in many many years)

Followed by “I’ve ordered a Mac Mini, so you can start on making some layar based iPhone apps now” (Ignoring the facts 1)I’ve never used a mac 2)I know nothing about using mac’s or mac software & 3) I know nothing about programing iPhones)

Now I’ve been asked to take part in a conference call to deal with a customer who’s website is bringing down the windows server its hosted on to discuss best ways of resolving these issues. (err I barley use Windows as a user unless I really have to, and that’s normal windows, I know nothing about Windows servers. I think our Windows Server guy would have been a better choice for this call)

And that’s just this week.

So here I am, your friendly neighbourhood Swiss-army CodeNinja

 

CN
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Modern Warfare Camping V Ruining

Mar28
Published on: March 28, 2011
Categories: Games, xbox 360
Comments: 8 Comments

Modern Warfare2 (MW2) is the sixth instalment in the Call of Duty (COD) Series. And its a game I’ve been playing a bit of recently, since it is the lowest common denominator among the group of :- PlanetPete, CampyPhil, MIAdave, StabbyJason & Myself. And since we’ve been playing private matches a lot, I’ve been plying TDM online to unlock better weapons/perks.

Playing online I have noticed the voice channel is now mostly filled with insults, threats, and abuse (a lot more than it ever used to be). And its all aimed in the same direction. Against anyone staying in one spot  (Camping) or using sniper rifles, or scopes, thermal, claymores, or any tactic or action that is not just running around with a high unlocked gun and shooting (Run N’ Gun)

Now the main contention seems to be, that if you do anything other than Run N’ Gun you are 1)Cheating, 2)Not playing the Game correctly, 3)Scum, 4)A noob, 5)INSERT ANY DEROGATORY TERM, 6)Not worth playing with, 7)etc.  And you should just quit playing the game since your cheating is ruining it for everyone else.All this with more filth and swear words than I ever heard working on building sites.

This abuse has got me thinking. If snipers, scopes, thermal, are cheating and are not to be used then why does the game have these weapons, accessories, & perks? Why in the default class list you are given is there a sniper? since you can not Run N’ Gun with a sniper rifle?

Also why is anyone not doing the Run N’ Gun wrong? the game is set up to handle multiple types of game play. Some people like running about and shooting when they see people mindlessly, where as other people prefer the more stealthy killing of snipers, knives, etc.  Why is either one wrong? the games Modern Warfare, and warfare has many ways?

So can we please just accept everyone plays games in different ways, and just get along, If you keep getting killed by a Camper when you run into one building, stop running in, try throwing a grenade, or run about another part of the map.

The one that gets me is I’ve seen some of these people who verbally abuse campers until they quit the game, hide in a corner and shoot people then a bit later run to a different corner and hide to shoot people, well is that not “Camping“?

So people, we are all gamers, lets learn to play nice together, and if it really bugs you people using the weapons, perks, & tactics the game providers, then maybe you should find a different FPS that does not have those weapons and go play there, and let those of us who don’t mind what tactics people use to be able to play the game without listening to the abuse.

Footnote:

I’m adding this out of fairness, I do like the sniper in COD, I like sneaky, stealthy, clever kills. I like using my brain, and I remember my ACF training, “see without being seen, kill without being killed“. But saying that, I have 1of5 classes set up as a sniper, the other 4 are run n’ gun classes, so I play both, and I don’t mind what other people do.

Hell, maybe we should start accusing those with huge HD TV’s as cheating as they can see better than those with small old TV’s?

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“Root Root” Said the Droid

Mar24
Published on: March 24, 2011
Categories: Hacks, Tablet
Comments: 2 Comments

The latest toy useful tool at the Ninja Temple is a nice little 7inch Android tablet. Now, being new to the Android OS, it was not long before the question was raised. “Is it as easy to Root a ‘Droid as it is to Jailbreak an iPhone?

It was not long after this question was asked that we put life & limb on the line (well we risked bricking the new toy tool) to find out the answer. For those of you interested its Stupidly easy.

This is a walk-through of how we rooted out 7inch scroll tablet (and unlike the iPhone Walk-through no beer was involved).

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CN
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Happy Birthday Geek Legend William Shatner

Mar22
Published on: March 22, 2011
Categories: Geek, TV Shows
Comments: 2 Comments

Born:William Alan Shatner; March 22, 1931 in Montreal, Quebec, Canada

William Shatner Star of Star Trek, TJ Hooker, Shit my Dad Says, Tek War, Boston Legal (& The Practice), And way too many other things to list here turns 80 today. Yes that’s right Kirk is 80, and I wish I look as young/good when I hit 80.

So we here at the Ninja Temple want to wish one of the big names in the Geek world a Very Happy 80th Birthday, and we look forward to seeing you on our TV’s for many more years.

 

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OK. What happened there then? 6Nations EndCap

Mar20
Published on: March 20, 2011
Categories: 6Nations
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Comments: 4 Comments

So Yesterday was the final set of matches for the six nations rugby.

Match 1: Scotland managed to end their loosing streak, and win against Italy pushing Italy into last place and saving themselves from the wooden spoon.

Match 2:Ireland put a stop to England’s chance of getting the GrandSlam by trashing them.

So a good show by the two other Celtic Sides, so it was just up to Wales to perform well and get the hatrick for the Celts.

Now, Wales went into the match in second place overall. They had a chance to win the six nations if they beast France by 27 points. They would remain in second place overall with any score from winning by 26 points, to loosing by 9. So we were playing for 1st or 2nd place.

And what happened? Wales happened, and we left the game in fourth place.

I ended up having to drown my sorrows with beer and a bit of good on-line COD with a good friend.

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From The Bookshelf: Blacklands

Mar18
Published on: March 18, 2011
Categories: Book Reviews
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Comments: 2 Comments

‘Dear Mr Avery,
I am looking for WP. Can you help me?
Sincerely,
SL, 111 Barnstaple Road, Shipcott, Somerset.’

He was only twelve, he reasoned; he couldn’t be expected to get stuff like writing to serial killers right first time.

 

Belinda Bauer

Blacklands is the début novel by Belinda Bauer, and as first books go you cant do better then having it become an International Bestseller, and winning the The Crime Writers Association Gold Dagger award for Best Crime Novel of the Year.

But what about the story itself? (more…)

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Time to Raise a Pint with the Irish Cousins

Mar17
Published on: March 17, 2011
Categories: Blog, Holiday
Comments: 3 Comments

Well it’s Saint Patrick’s day. Otherwise known as the international day of over-drinking with the Irish. So I shall raise a glass or two of Guinness today to help the Irish celebrate, after all they are cousins to the Welsh.

So Happy Saint Mick’s Day!!!!

And I shall share this recounting of a trip to Dublin that was originality posted on “National Nostalgia Week

I was drinking at the bar in a pub with a friend when this young attractive girl came over and sat in my lap, apparently it was a quicker way to get to the crowded bar. So we started talking while she was getting server, well she started telling me about her collection of studded collars and such she had at home, and it started from there. During the conversation she pointed around the room and said “look at them all getting drunk on a Saturday night, its silly really as we have to confess it all in the morning, it makes you wonder why we do it!” to which I answer without thinking “I don’t know. I’m not a catholic!“.  Have you ever seen a horror film when the people walk into a Inn on a moor and the whole place goes silent and stare at them? Its what happened, everything went silent, people stared, and I’m sure a group of men in the shadows started to put hands under jackets as if reaching for something. Remember the Catholic-Protestant issues they have over there. Luckily I had the sense of mind to follow it up with “I’m Welsh!” at which the noise returned to the pub, and several blokes came over to greet me and point out the Welsh hate the English as much as they do so I was all right.  I then had several hours of drinks and anti-english jokes.

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There’s More to People Than You Think

Mar14
Published on: March 14, 2011
Categories: Blog
Tags: ,
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The girl you just called fat? She’s been starving herself and has lost 15kgs.

The boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability and studies 4 hours a night.

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping you’ll like her.

The boy you just tripped over? He is already abused enough at home.

There’s more to people than you think.

Reblog this if you’re against bullying

(Reblogged from :-> Adorkably Me)

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6Nations Recap

Mar14
Published on: March 14, 2011
Categories: 6Nations
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Comments: 2 Comments

Well we have just had another 6Nations weekend,and after a poor start that had me heading to the nearest source of beer, Wales managed to pull themselves together and win the match. Now we just have to deal with the France *fingers crossed*

Unfortunately, England still seem to be on course for a GrandSlam. So if there are any Voodoo Hugans, Witchdoctors, People with hobbyhorses in the Garden who fancy sending some bad JuJu towards the England camp, we here at the Ninja Temple will be much appreciated.

RESULTS TABLE

Pos Team P W D L F A PD TF Pts
England 1 England 4 4 0 0 124 57 67 12 8
Wales 2 Wales 4 3 0 1 86 61 25 6 6
France 3 France 4 2 0 2 89 82 7 7 4
Ireland 4 Ireland 4 2 0 2 69 73 -4 8 4
Italy 5 Italy 4 1 0 3 62 117 -55 5 2
Scotland 6 Scotland 4 0 0 4 61 101 -40 4 0
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Best Senior Citizen Joke……..Ever!

Mar11
Published on: March 11, 2011
Categories: Comedy
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Comments: 2 Comments

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.

Her neighbour asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?

The little silver haired lady says,   “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.

Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.

He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh …………

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