Some random thoughts/questions of this week!!

“Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

“How come we say ‘It’s colder than hell outside’ when isn’t it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?”

Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out”?

If Practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice?