MEME: Stolen from Planetpete

1. How tall are you? Well I used to be 6′ 2”. But various injury’s and accidents, and a tendency to slouch have lowered it a bit.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No!, I could never work out how you get the bird to nest in the end of the pipe! OH!! heroin!! Thought you said Heron!
3. Do you own a gun? Yes, But only if you count the 2 air pistols, the air rife, and a shotgun!
4. Rehab? Goes well with custard! Oh you meant rehab not rhubarb! Nope, never been, I dont have an addictive personality.
5. Would you “do” someone in their parents bed? Depends how cute she was? and just how dirty she was offering to be..
6. What do you think of hot dogs? that its cruel, and dog owners should always leave a car window open to prevent the poor dogs overheating! Some people should not be allowed to keep pets.
7. What’s your favorite Christmas song? Ray Stevens – Redneck Christmas
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee, Need the caffeine input to get me through the day!
9. Do you do pushups? NO! I am a lazy person. I have been meaning to get up earlier and do some exercises every morning in an attempt to get fit, but my lazy gene stops me doing this.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy? Nope. I like my brains chemical imbalance as it is, without the need to use artificial chemicles to get me at this state.
11. Are you vegan? Yes, but I am not a strict vegan, I still eat meat.
12. Do you like painkillers? Never use them. Someone once told me a pain killer killed bruce lee, and he was super fit. so if they can do that to a fit, martial artest, what can they do to your avarage slob??
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? BlackJack to the back of their head.
14. Do you own a knife? Yes, lots, 3 machetes, several training knifes, couple of daggers, several folders, some throwing knifes, some pocket knifes, couple of swords but the are not really knifes, some utility knifes (swiss army/multitool style). super sharp kitchen knifes, and various other blades. I am starting to worry about myself!!
15. Do you have A.D.D.? Nope. Don’t think….. Errr what was I doing?
16. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? Who loves pain? What sort of freak would actually like pain??
17. What is in your CD player? Dust! I never use the thing anymore. I mp3’d everything and listen to them instead.
20. Current Worry? Boredom, or getting so annoyed at work someone or something gets broken.
21. Current Hate? Life, Boredom, Work, People, everything!
22. Favorite Place To Be? Sat outside a pub in whitby, drinking a cold snakebite and black, and watching the crowds go by…
23. Least Favorite Place? Work! Work! Work!
24. Where Would You Like To Go? Roslyn Chapel, because of last nights conversation.
25. What do you wear when you go to sleep? depends where I am, who I’m with, and other such stuff.
26. What were you doing 12AM last night? I can’t remember that far back! err. probably reading, or sleeping..
27. What do you think you’ll be doing in 10 years? Getting early release from prison after finally snapping and coming into the office with a machine gun and killing everyone, which someone once described something they could see me doing, with a smile.
28. Do you burn or tan? neither, I avoid the Big Burning Ball in the sky. if I didn’t then I would tan.
29. Last thing you ate? A donut!
30. If you could be a pirate… I would make a fortune selling dvd’s at Mostyn market! oh, you mean arr arr pirates, I would be Captain Jack Sparrow!
31. Last time and place you had an alcoholic drink? Tuesday Night, Couple of cans while watching stargate SG! eppisodes.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? Depends whats being played on the music server at the time.
33. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? The strange old woman that would sit at the end of my bed and stare at me, but it was ok, she was just a ghost and ghosts can’t hurt you as long as you don’t think about them.
34. What’s in your pockets right now? [jeans]keys, loose change, handkerchief, [Coat] keys, screwedriver, torch, pda, wallet, stuff.
35. What’s on your bedroom walls? books, books, pictures, posters, books
36. Last thing that made you laugh? The webpage on Rosalyn Chapel I was reading last night, and its theory’s on the knights Templars.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Warm ones.
38. Do you like your teeth? I am indifferent about them really.
39. Worst injury you’ve ever had? Damaged shoulder/back mainly due to the length of time its taking to get everything back to normal.
40. What are your dreams like? I can never remember them, apart from the ones that show future events that then come true.
41. How many TVs do you have in your house? One.
42. Who is the loudest friend? Jarvis. But ”its all good”
48. Who is the silent friend? Paul,
49. What song do you want played at your wedding? They’re coming to take me away haha..
50. What song do you want played at your funeral? Ding Dong the witch is dead?