Just a short quick post to leave “Future Me” a note he can look back on, print out, glue to a pair of boots and kick himself in the arse if he has not improved.

You see this evening I have LOI (“Lodge of Instruction” for those of you curious) and was given the role of the Master for the evening, which is a very very big piece to learn. I cut&pasted all the words to a document which ended up a half dozen pages long.  Now in my defence I was only told of my role this evening less than two weeks ago, and had a lot to learn for my normal Lodge night which was last Thursday. So at best I’ve had a couple of days to start learning the words.

And yet, when do I start learning? The day of the meeting, and now have to try and cram pages of words into my short term memory to try and make it through the night without looking too useless.

So “Future Me” I ask you to not still be this last minute guy, and to do proper preparation or else I may just build a time machine, turn up at your door and punch you in the dick (Punishment inspired by @wilw)