MEME: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test

Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 87%!
You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most
of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and
when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you
did, you’d probably do just fine.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 98% on survivalpoints

Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

MEME: The year that was 1996

A little meme to break the boredom that is a monday morning in work!!

1) How old were you: 24

2) What year were you in: In 1996 I was in 1996, unles you mean which school year? (left) or uni year (2nd Year)

3) Where did you go to uni: NEWI – Plas Coch

4) Where did you work: Freelance Coder/bum – Full Time student

5) Where did you live: The Flat, Llwynenion

6) How was your hair style: Very Long & black

7) Did you wear braces: No

8) Did you wear contacts: No

9) Did you wear glasses: Yes

10) Who was your best friend: Beast

11) Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend: Memnoch (end of 96)

12) Who was your celebrity crush: How can I remember all that time ago? Probably some bint from some horror film.

13) Who was your regular-person crush: Lucy

14) Were you a virgin: No

15) How many piercings did you have: None

16) How many tattoos did you have: none

17) What was your favourite band/singer/rapper: Sisters Of Mercy

18) Had you smoked a cigarette yet: Yes, many years before.

19) Had you gotten drunk or high yet: YES. Many times

20) Had you driven yet: Yes, Motorbike since 16, Car’s since 17

21) If so which car: Car: Metro, Bike: Suzuki GS400

22) Which of your pets were still alive: Pepsi

23) Looking back, are you where you thought you would be in 1996: Nope. I eventually followed a different path. Well Noone told me I couldnt be an engineer with colourblindess

24) If you could change one thing from the past 10 years what would it be: Looked after my body better, Been a nicer person, Less lazy, written harry potter before J.K.R did :0)

MEME: Stolen from Planetpete

1. How tall are you? Well I used to be 6′ 2”. But various injury’s and accidents, and a tendency to slouch have lowered it a bit.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No!, I could never work out how you get the bird to nest in the end of the pipe! OH!! heroin!! Thought you said Heron!
3. Do you own a gun? Yes, But only if you count the 2 air pistols, the air rife, and a shotgun!
4. Rehab? Goes well with custard! Oh you meant rehab not rhubarb! Nope, never been, I dont have an addictive personality.
5. Would you “do” someone in their parents bed? Depends how cute she was? and just how dirty she was offering to be..
6. What do you think of hot dogs? that its cruel, and dog owners should always leave a car window open to prevent the poor dogs overheating! Some people should not be allowed to keep pets.
7. What’s your favorite Christmas song? Ray Stevens – Redneck Christmas
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee, Need the caffeine input to get me through the day!
9. Do you do pushups? NO! I am a lazy person. I have been meaning to get up earlier and do some exercises every morning in an attempt to get fit, but my lazy gene stops me doing this.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy? Nope. I like my brains chemical imbalance as it is, without the need to use artificial chemicles to get me at this state.
11. Are you vegan? Yes, but I am not a strict vegan, I still eat meat.
12. Do you like painkillers? Never use them. Someone once told me a pain killer killed bruce lee, and he was super fit. so if they can do that to a fit, martial artest, what can they do to your avarage slob??
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? BlackJack to the back of their head.
14. Do you own a knife? Yes, lots, 3 machetes, several training knifes, couple of daggers, several folders, some throwing knifes, some pocket knifes, couple of swords but the are not really knifes, some utility knifes (swiss army/multitool style). super sharp kitchen knifes, and various other blades. I am starting to worry about myself!!
15. Do you have A.D.D.? Nope. Don’t think….. Errr what was I doing?
16. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? Who loves pain? What sort of freak would actually like pain??
17. What is in your CD player? Dust! I never use the thing anymore. I mp3’d everything and listen to them instead.
20. Current Worry? Boredom, or getting so annoyed at work someone or something gets broken.
21. Current Hate? Life, Boredom, Work, People, everything!
22. Favorite Place To Be? Sat outside a pub in whitby, drinking a cold snakebite and black, and watching the crowds go by…
23. Least Favorite Place? Work! Work! Work!
24. Where Would You Like To Go? Roslyn Chapel, because of last nights conversation.
25. What do you wear when you go to sleep? depends where I am, who I’m with, and other such stuff.
26. What were you doing 12AM last night? I can’t remember that far back! err. probably reading, or sleeping..
27. What do you think you’ll be doing in 10 years? Getting early release from prison after finally snapping and coming into the office with a machine gun and killing everyone, which someone once described something they could see me doing, with a smile.
28. Do you burn or tan? neither, I avoid the Big Burning Ball in the sky. if I didn’t then I would tan.
29. Last thing you ate? A donut!
30. If you could be a pirate… I would make a fortune selling dvd’s at Mostyn market! oh, you mean arr arr pirates, I would be Captain Jack Sparrow!
31. Last time and place you had an alcoholic drink? Tuesday Night, Couple of cans while watching stargate SG! eppisodes.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? Depends whats being played on the music server at the time.
33. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? The strange old woman that would sit at the end of my bed and stare at me, but it was ok, she was just a ghost and ghosts can’t hurt you as long as you don’t think about them.
34. What’s in your pockets right now? [jeans]keys, loose change, handkerchief, [Coat] keys, screwedriver, torch, pda, wallet, stuff.
35. What’s on your bedroom walls? books, books, pictures, posters, books
36. Last thing that made you laugh? The webpage on Rosalyn Chapel I was reading last night, and its theory’s on the knights Templars.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Warm ones.
38. Do you like your teeth? I am indifferent about them really.
39. Worst injury you’ve ever had? Damaged shoulder/back mainly due to the length of time its taking to get everything back to normal.
40. What are your dreams like? I can never remember them, apart from the ones that show future events that then come true.
41. How many TVs do you have in your house? One.
42. Who is the loudest friend? Jarvis. But ”its all good”
48. Who is the silent friend? Paul,
49. What song do you want played at your wedding? They’re coming to take me away haha..
50. What song do you want played at your funeral? Ding Dong the witch is dead?

MEME: Simple Quiz

Q: WHO IS THE 4TH PERSON ON YOUR RECEIVED CALL LIST?
A:

Q: WHAT’S the MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
A: Currently the theme tune to firefly. Its a good song…

Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
A: Checking my email after getting home from fencing/pub.

Q: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE ON YOUR CELL PHONE SAY?
A: “Fault investigation underway. We will update you when we have more information. If alternative internet access is possible go to www.bt.com/fix”

Q: WHOSE BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT?
A: My own. And on a side not I did not want to get out of it this morning.

Q: WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
A: Black t-shirt

Q: MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
A: “Camp Blood” an old cheesy horror film.

Q: NAME 3 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES?
A: Glasses, Clothes, Mobile Phone. (Thats not counting when asleep, in bath, etc)

Q: WHAT’S THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEETS?
A: White, With blue oriental patterned quilt cover.

Q: HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: £57.67. No idea why I have money today, normally just have around a fiver on me.

Q: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PART OF A CHICKEN?
A: breast.

Q: WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE TOWN/CITY?
A: Don’t think I have one, I’m more of a country person.

Q: I CAN’T WAIT TO…?
A: Get my food. Hungry now, come on food person…

Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MUM?
A: This morning

Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR DAD?
A: Sunday.

Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THEM?
A: Dad via SMS this morning, Mum via ICQ about 12.

Q: WHO GOT YOU TO JOIN LIVEJOURNAL?
A: No one, I did it of my own accord due to boredom.

Q: WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT?
A: A double cheese burger from the bad place.

Q: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT YOUR CURRENT JOB?
A: Err, 3 yearsish?

Q: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT – WHAT DO YOU SEE?
A: A laptop, mike, the door, a girl walking past door looking at me, junk.

Q: WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPENT £50 ON?
A: not counting myself. err mothers birthday present.

Q: WHAT’S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BORROWED FROM SOMEONE?
A: a Gi from after stupidly leaving mine at home.

Q: WHAT WEBSITE(S) DO YOU USUALLY VISIT MOST DURING THE DAY?
A: Many Many lots, I work on the Internet. err LJ, Company accounts pages, Company Admin pages, customer sites, and general crap.

Q: DO YOU HAVE AN AIR FRESHENER IN YOUR CAR?
A: I did once, But Mr Minns threw it out the window in protest at it having the welsh flag on it.

Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANTS IN YOUR ROOM?
A: Yes, At work there is Bods, and at home there’s a cactus that refuses to die, even if I forget to water it for months.

Q: DOES ANYTHING HURT ON YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW?
A: at this moment. No. (Makes a change!)

Q: WHAT CITY WAS YOUR LAST TAXI RIDE IN?
A: Chester

Q: DO YOU OWN A CAMERA PHONE?
A: Yes, my phone has a built in camera. Don’t they all these days?

Q: WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE STARBUCKS DRINK?
A: Coffee

Q: RECENT TIME YOU WERE REALLY UPSET?
A: When some people I thought of as friends were slagging me off and causing trouble… And when asked they said it was their way of being funny and friendly.

Q: HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE WITH ANYONE?
A: Yes.

Q: WHO DO YOU THINK WILL REPOST THIS?
A: No one, unless someone gets really bored

MEME: Life in Fours?

Stolen from who stole it from

Four Jobs You’ve Had In Your Life
1. Electrician.
2. NIC Electrical Inspection Engineer.
3. Network Installation Engineer.
4. Research & Development Engineer (for NHS)

Four Movies You Could Watch Over And Over
1. Real Genius
2. The princess Bride
3. Withnail & I.
4. The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Four Places You’ve Lived
1. Pen-y-Cae
2. Llwynenion
3. Birmingham
4. Little Hampton

Four TV Shows You Love To Watch
1. FireFly
2. Highlander – The Raven
3. The IT Crowd
4. Black Books

Four Places You’ve Been On Holiday/Vacation
1. Dublin
2. Germany
3. France
4. England – All Over

Four Of Your Favorite Foods
1. Chocolate
2. Cake
3. Chicken
4. Fudge

Four Places You’d Rather Be
1. In Bed
2. Somewhere Warm
3. Egypt
4. Japan

Four Albums You Can’t Live Without
1. Waynes Mix 1
2. Waynes Mix 2
3. Waynes Mix 3
4. Waynes Mix 4

Four Vehicles You’ve Owned
1. Suzuki GX400
2. MG Turbo
3. Ford Escort
4. Suzuki Vittara JLX