Apparantly I am GOD (or my email address is).

I get some very strange email’s, So I decided to share.


yo mon. come on mon. i am like insane mon. you know dat a i got a 57.9 % insane in the insanity test i took. in one of the questions it just happened to mention this e-mail and i thought that i should write you a friendly message!!!! not that i didnt know about this e-mail address. you know i had a dream that the princess fairy came to me and said this e-mail address is like GOD! and if you dont write a message to this person.. you will be turned into a enternal fairy! so do you believe in eternal life? well if you do or dont i suggest the book. “our town” the guy who wrote it was looking for the meaning of life! so okay then its set we have a date, okay see ya then.
goodbye
DAVE or am i????


Mondays Morning Blues

Mondays are great, not only do you have to go back to work after a weekend off, but there a law that states, “If something can go wrong, then the chances of it going wrong double on a monday morning

At some point over the weekend something tripped the electric to the offices (possibly my monitor breaking since this morning it was as dead as a dead thing!), so we had the fun of rebooting machines, several of which developed annoying noises until kicked repeatedly.

Now we just have the cold to deal with. The offices are freezing, in a coat wearing, door closing, radiator hugging level of coldness.

Why can’t we just hibernate over the winter?

Or at least let the snow hurry up and get here, deep snow that closes the mountain passes, and lets us work from home!

Zombie Mice.

The world is a strange place, for example…

Our office building seems to have developed a mice infestation. which led onto the random subject tangent of zombie mice which is in fact a logical topic progression for the people who work here..

Several steps along the topic later and the following information was discovered..

Scientists continue to get all thier ideas from horror/sci-fi movies. But they must leave the theatre halfway through the movie because they never realize that this stuff is a -bad idea-.

Now Ellen Heber-Katz has created mice that can regenerate any organ except the brain. Remove a lung, it grows a new one. Pull out it’s heart, and a new one will show up. “We have experimented with amputating or damaging several different organs, such as the heart, toes, tail and ears, and just watched them regrow…”

The zombie mice can even infect other animals with the regeneration trait. “When we injected fetal liver cells taken from those animals into ordinary mice, they too gained the power of regeneration. We found this persisted even six months after the injection.”

Ellen Heber-Katz is a professor of immunology at the Wistar Institute, a biomedical research center in the US. She’s still researching exactly how the genes work and thinks that humans may be able to duplicate the regeneration trait.

In a nutshell, a scientist in a biomedical research center has created zombie mice that can make other animals into zombies, too. And now they want to see if people can be made into zombies, too. Please, someone send these people a copy of ‘Resident Evil’ or ‘Dawn of the Dead’ (now available on DVD!).

See the world is a very very very odd place..