My work life recently seems to mostly revolve around phones in one form or another. Phone bills, Voip web sites, Directory enquiries, phone numbers, 999, etc. And as far as I can tell theres a load more projects on the horizon.
And as time has gone on I have come to realise that I really really really hate phones, Like most the Inmates at the asylum present and past I blame our moving into the phone market as the prime cause for all the upset & low moral in the asylum. And yet i am doomed to be tied to it all my work life.
There is only two possible solutions to this problem/
1) Get a new Job
2) Write a cutting edge virus that affects both windows and linux machines, spreads by all the normal virus ways (and two new ones i have recently come up with) the virus would sit on the infected machine infecting others until a fixed date, on that date it will search the hard drives of the infected machine looking for any words off a list (phone, telephone, telecommunication, directory enquiries, etc) and if any of these words exist preform a secure data shredding of the drive to military level so the data can not be retrieved.
Since I am doing my best to stick with a white hat these days, Number 1 is the best bet! So if anyone knows of any jobs going let me know.
CN
