Work: Gods the Day is Dragging!!

Arrrrgggghhhhh!!!!

I swear I have been in work for 12 solid hours due to the day dragging so long!!

I think its due to the small number of people in the building, so its too quiet, and too slow. My office is empty apart from myself, and fozz (Who is alternating between being asleep and reading, meaning I have managed to get a half dozen sentences out of him all day. And half of them was drink based.)

The other offices are equally empty, The Hardware lot are down to one girl who has gone on a mad cleaning spree, and was last seen braving the coffee area. The main support office is playing classical music, and the people in there seem to have drifted off asleep…

And the phones are quiet, I wonder if they are broke?

Fire…. Fire….

Gotta love my place of work…

Turn up in the morning to the fire alarm going off, so after the amount of people standing outside reached critical mass to get the woman who worked for the company who does the fire support to phone up her bosses for help, the alarm gets silenced.

So with a quick check round the building for obvious signs of danger, like flames, burning stuff, small rabid monkeys we all go back to work, with the alarm silently screaming to evacuate the building…

Tis a good job my office has the fire escape in it…

HOT… HOT… HOT…

Bloody Hell its HOT!!!!

I’m sat in an office, we have the windows open, the door open, the fire escape open, two fans blowing, and its still to darn hot!!

I think when the weather gets this hot we should go nocturnal. Just lie about in the sun during the day, and work during the evening/night… I’m a programmer god darn it, I probably work better at night anyway…

The Storm Aproaches

Well, We needed it to try and and take away some of the heat, we prayed for it, we dusted off the ole shamanic gear and did the rain dance, or didn’t but why let reality ruin a good post!

Earlier on the heavens opened and large drops of rain started to fall, which grew into a short but heavy shower.

Now, there is the rumbling of thunder in the distance, and hopefully this storm with show itself, Since the one last night never really got further than the stage of growling like an old dog.

So come on storm, throw your wrath at us, and a localised power cut would be nice as well.

To answer some confusions over deity’s!

This is a short post to help answer a friends confusion on the subject.

Over the world there are loads of different deity’s that are worshiped and admired. From the basic one overall supreme being of various names, to the down right odd, like the flying spaghetti monster. Deity’s come in all shapes, sizes, forms.

but you are not one of them. you are not a God!!

Editor: i promised to explain it to him!

Mondays Morning Blues

Mondays are great, not only do you have to go back to work after a weekend off, but there a law that states, “If something can go wrong, then the chances of it going wrong double on a monday morning

At some point over the weekend something tripped the electric to the offices (possibly my monitor breaking since this morning it was as dead as a dead thing!), so we had the fun of rebooting machines, several of which developed annoying noises until kicked repeatedly.

Now we just have the cold to deal with. The offices are freezing, in a coat wearing, door closing, radiator hugging level of coldness.

Why can’t we just hibernate over the winter?

Or at least let the snow hurry up and get here, deep snow that closes the mountain passes, and lets us work from home!