[Facts Found in Old Emails]
It turns out the Jelly Babies are good at fishing. Highly trained kamikaze jelly babies attach themselfs to hooks at the end of bungee ropes..
They then jump into the water, then swim down the mouth of a big fish. They grip hold of the fish’s tonsils real tight and wait for the bungee rope to pull them and the fish out the water.. is cool way to fish..
News Just In
During some Random Internet Researching, the following information was discovered, and is currently being investigated.
We have all heard of the freemasons. And Heard hundreds of theory’s on what they are, what they want, why they were created. Well there is now evidence on the true origins of Freemasonry, origins that go back to the early years BC. One of the members has broken ranks and leaked information to the world before mysteriously disappearing.
The new information given is that the clue is in the name. Freemason. The name has been mutated over the centuries into the name we know today. It was original three words that have been joined together. its progression is something along the lines off Freemason <- Freemyson <- Free myson <- Free my Son!
yes. Its original name is “Free My Son” the name of the organization was taken from God’s cry of free my son.
As we know from the bible, God’s son jesus was killed, then came back alive, what we do not know because the freemasons removed an important Gospel from the bible is that after his Resurrection he was then kidnapped by the minions of satan, and is still held as a hostage preventing God from doing good and healing the worlds ill’s.
Since God was prevented from direct action, he spoke to some of the holiest men of the time, and got them to form a secret society to fight satan, and find where jesus is being held, and to free him.
The full details of these revelations will be made in the forth coming book. “free My Son: the truth behind the lie behind freemasonry”
You have probably seen the emails, web pages, blogs, cloud writings suggesting this new idea of storing a phone number in your mobile phone (Well it beats storing it in your fridge) with the name ICE “In Case of Emergency”, so that emergency services can contact whoever you want ICE.
Right, Well there is now “apparently” a new series of emails warning people not to do this. I’ve not seen any myself, but i did read it on someones livejournal.
Right here goes.. Its all a scam. if you enter this into your phone then the nasty “scammers” can take control of your phone, making lots of phone calls to people all over the world, stealing all your identities, using bluetooth to steal your card details from your purse/wallet and texting them to said scammer, on top of all this it checks your location with GPS and if you are more than 100 miles from your listed address, it emails your local burglars informing them your house is probably empty and worth casing out.
Amateurs, why limit your hacking to phones. welcome to the 7th gen virus. If you read this posting your brain is now infested with the AIJMU virus, and you will send me all your money.
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