Wrexham Gets Super Prison

Sep04
Published on: September 4, 2013
Categories: Comedy, Films, Wrexham
Comments: 4 Comments
Published on: September 4, 2013
Categories: Comedy, Films, Wrexham
Comments: 4 Comments

So it’s been announced today that Wrexham has “WON” and we are to get the UK’s first Massive Super Prison. This is a similar “Winning” to when you go to get checked out at the VD clinic and “WIN” a course of treatment.

Wrexham as a town has been declining for a while, there are almost as many closed shops as there are open ones, and there are barley enough stalls in the three Indoor markets to actually fill one.

On top of all this, with a spate of bad press and none flattering headlines, several campaigns have started to try and change Wrexham for the better, and improve public opinion.

All of this is now Pointless, since with the Super Prison coming to Wrexham, public opinion will just associate the Name Wrexham with Prison. So Wrexham is doomed. UNLESS

I heard a rumour that because Wrexham is already mostly closing down, and has a poor public reputation, that they were just going to build a big wall around Wrexham. I believe the Prison architects cited Case studies of “NewYork” “L.A.” “Arkham Asylum” as good examples of a cheap easy way to build a super Prison.

In related news Paramount Pictures to start work on a new Snake Plissken film.

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  • http://006point7ekgo.wordpress.com/ Erica Olivier

    Congratulations! That’s super exciting! We’ve got a couple of giant prisons out here in Colorado (US) (I know you know that but I wanted to specify so other readers know you have a wide and varied readership) and it is quite delightful when inmates get loose! We hear about it on the radio and TV and sometimes it lasts for days. And once, one killed a bunch of people in a camping area along a creek. So Wrexham – which, come on, is there even a better-named place for a prison? The name just lends itself to the industry – will become a totally different place, full of adventure and other things that occur when you have a super prison.
    I wonder if it will have a library.

    • Penddraig AKA GothNinja

      It has made some changes to my Zombie Survival plan. A Large highly defendable complex, with high walls, large area, lots of buildings will make a great stronghold/Base of operations.

      • http://006point7ekgo.wordpress.com/ Erica Olivier

        Aaaaand, you can throw prisoners over the wall as a distraction for when you have to leave for groceries and stuff. Your plan, it is brilliant.

        • Penddraig AKA GothNinja

          See, I put a lot of work into my Zombie Survival Plans. Because it’s only a matter of time.

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