Greetings Mr Magpie. One for Sorrow….

Published on: August 9, 2012
Categories: Misc, Mythology
Comments: 2 Comments
Published on: August 9, 2012
Categories: Misc, Mythology
Comments: 2 Comments

So we all know* the “One for Sorrow” Poem in one of its many versions.

*Well I am assuming we all know. If not, Where have you been people!!!!

The one I grew up with is most common one :-


One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Now. Growing up I was ignorant of the side rule of what to do if you see a single Magpie. I was only illuminated on the subject when I finally asked my sister why she kept saluting magpies.** And she informed me that a single Magpie (Which equals bad luck) can be countered by saluting it.

**For the first fifteen years of my life I just assumed my sister was insane,

Sounds fishy right?

Well Over the years I have looked it up, and It seems to be be a valid superstition. In fact there seems to be many ways of dealing with the evil of a lone magpie. Some of them are :-

  • “Hello Mr Magpie” “How is your wife/where is your wife?”, “Good Morning/Evening Sir” This apparently both counters the bad luck and adds an imaginary magpie to the count making it “Two for Joy”
  • Say the phrase “I defy thee” seven times.
  • Spit three times to avert ill luck.
  • Pinch the person you are walking with. If alone pinch yourself
  • Salute the Magpie

Well, What I want to know is. What happens if you respond to the single Magpie by hitting it with your car. While its flying (That should give bonus points right??)

Calm down dear its just a blog post!!

The Magpie was not hurt. It was eating on the road when I was driving at it. It took off in one direction, changed its mind and headed towards me, then changed mind again meaning it had not gained hight or distance and its tail-feathers slapped against my cars windscreen.

so if a salute changes bad luck to good luck. does hitting a bird flying in the sky change it from bad luck to AWESOME LUCK

ERRR. just asking for a friend.

  • Samantha Whiteoak

    It’s in the handbook for magpies when they see a lone car that they have to flash their arse at it & say ” Kiss this!” I always greet them with Good morning/Afternoon Sir. I don’t know why…..

    • Penddraig AKA GothNinja

      From my research (I Know I actually did research before posting the random junk from my mind)

      Its from the start of Good morning/Afternoon Sir hows the wife. which makes it 2 magpies instead of one. Also by greeting the magpie you remove the power of Satan from destroying you.

      Basically I think a lot of Ye-Oldy day people were NUTS!!!!


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