The Three Ninjas
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Archives: March 2006
MEME: What type of Fae are you?
Mar28
EDIT: Just to explain as I was just asked, I was aggravated by having to decipher strange code, and then fix it,
Conversations With Myself & Appologies
Mar27
This is going to be an odd post, I am apologising for something that has not yet happened, and in fact may never happen. But I wish to apologise anyway, just because I am a nice guy!.
I was driving home from training last night, bored on the journey due to the distance and the fact most the road is currently undergoing roadworks so is restricted at 40.
To entertain itself during the trip, my mind was having a conversation with itself, well conversation is the wrong word I was thinking out some stuff, working out some things I need to do, and deciding what was the best way to do them. As I had almost decided on a course of action a voice in my mind said “you don’t want to do that” and proceeded to remind me of a memory.
I should take a second out to explain that there is a background voice in my head that seems to work faster than my normal thought, and has better access to my memories, I tend to consider it my subconscious mind, seeing as science tells us that is the more powerful part of the human mind.
Anyway the voice re-played a dream I had a few months back, at the time I thought nothing much of the dream, as it was gibberish. For starters the dream started as I was driving back from a grading session at the dojo, and it was a work day. which is wrong as we always grade on a sunday (We graded yesterday on a work day!).. anyway without going into details, the dream ended with some bad things happening to some people, nothing too serious, but still not good, so last night as I drove I had to re-think my plans.
So I was hit with a dilemma. Do I take the dream as something that could happen and change my plans to suit, do I ignore it as a case of deja-vu (which would be a very good deja-vu seeing as several conversations and events were word perfect with my dream), or do I do nothing. After considering the options i decided feck it. I’m going to do as I did in the dream, but with this apology to cover any bad vibes I get. I also think that at the end of everything, when all the dust clears, everyone will be better off..
So all’s well that ends well…
So.. My apologies to those involved..
MEME: Stolen from Planetpete
Mar23
1. How tall are you? Well I used to be 6′ 2”. But various injury’s and accidents, and a tendency to slouch have lowered it a bit.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No!, I could never work out how you get the bird to nest in the end of the pipe! OH!! heroin!! Thought you said Heron!
3. Do you own a gun? Yes, But only if you count the 2 air pistols, the air rife, and a shotgun!
4. Rehab? Goes well with custard! Oh you meant rehab not rhubarb! Nope, never been, I dont have an addictive personality.
5. Would you “do” someone in their parents bed? Depends how cute she was? and just how dirty she was offering to be..
6. What do you think of hot dogs? that its cruel, and dog owners should always leave a car window open to prevent the poor dogs overheating! Some people should not be allowed to keep pets.
7. What’s your favorite Christmas song? Ray Stevens – Redneck Christmas
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee, Need the caffeine input to get me through the day!
9. Do you do pushups? NO! I am a lazy person. I have been meaning to get up earlier and do some exercises every morning in an attempt to get fit, but my lazy gene stops me doing this.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy? Nope. I like my brains chemical imbalance as it is, without the need to use artificial chemicles to get me at this state.
11. Are you vegan? Yes, but I am not a strict vegan, I still eat meat.
12. Do you like painkillers? Never use them. Someone once told me a pain killer killed bruce lee, and he was super fit. so if they can do that to a fit, martial artest, what can they do to your avarage slob??
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? BlackJack to the back of their head.
14. Do you own a knife? Yes, lots, 3 machetes, several training knifes, couple of daggers, several folders, some throwing knifes, some pocket knifes, couple of swords but the are not really knifes, some utility knifes (swiss army/multitool style). super sharp kitchen knifes, and various other blades. I am starting to worry about myself!!
15. Do you have A.D.D.? Nope. Don’t think….. Errr what was I doing?
16. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? Who loves pain? What sort of freak would actually like pain??
17. What is in your CD player? Dust! I never use the thing anymore. I mp3′d everything and listen to them instead.
20. Current Worry? Boredom, or getting so annoyed at work someone or something gets broken.
21. Current Hate? Life, Boredom, Work, People, everything!
22. Favorite Place To Be? Sat outside a pub in whitby, drinking a cold snakebite and black, and watching the crowds go by…
23. Least Favorite Place? Work! Work! Work!
24. Where Would You Like To Go? Roslyn Chapel, because of last nights conversation.
25. What do you wear when you go to sleep? depends where I am, who I’m with, and other such stuff.
26. What were you doing 12AM last night? I can’t remember that far back! err. probably reading, or sleeping..
27. What do you think you’ll be doing in 10 years? Getting early release from prison after finally snapping and coming into the office with a machine gun and killing everyone, which someone once described something they could see me doing, with a smile.
28. Do you burn or tan? neither, I avoid the Big Burning Ball in the sky. if I didn’t then I would tan.
29. Last thing you ate? A donut!
30. If you could be a pirate… I would make a fortune selling dvd’s at Mostyn market! oh, you mean arr arr pirates, I would be Captain Jack Sparrow!
31. Last time and place you had an alcoholic drink? Tuesday Night, Couple of cans while watching stargate SG! eppisodes.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? Depends whats being played on the music server at the time.
33. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? The strange old woman that would sit at the end of my bed and stare at me, but it was ok, she was just a ghost and ghosts can’t hurt you as long as you don’t think about them.
34. What’s in your pockets right now? [jeans]keys, loose change, handkerchief, [Coat] keys, screwedriver, torch, pda, wallet, stuff.
35. What’s on your bedroom walls? books, books, pictures, posters, books
36. Last thing that made you laugh? The webpage on Rosalyn Chapel I was reading last night, and its theory’s on the knights Templars.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Warm ones.
38. Do you like your teeth? I am indifferent about them really.
39. Worst injury you’ve ever had? Damaged shoulder/back mainly due to the length of time its taking to get everything back to normal.
40. What are your dreams like? I can never remember them, apart from the ones that show future events that then come true.
41. How many TVs do you have in your house? One.
42. Who is the loudest friend? Jarvis. But ”its all good”
48. Who is the silent friend? Paul,
49. What song do you want played at your wedding? They’re coming to take me away haha..
50. What song do you want played at your funeral? Ding Dong the witch is dead?
MEME: Which Firefly/Serenity Character are you?
Mar21
Your results:
You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
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You are good at fixing things. You are usually cheerful. You appreciate being treated with delicacy and specialness.  |
+1
Mar20
So far this year I have 3 Wedding Invites, A formal occasion, and something I’ve forgotten all about.. Each of these events all came with the normal invite of Me+1…
Its times Like this being single is annoying. Need to find myself a +1. Maybe I should try the tucker max style and advertise myself on a website, If no other reason it would be an interesting social experiment.
And no matter how messed up the psychotic people who would reply to it could possibly be, it would be no worse than going on the pull in Wrexham :0)
Happy Shunbun no Hi/ Higan no Chu-Nichi
Mar20
Happy Shunbun no Hi/Higan no Chu-Nichi/Ostara/Norouz/Vernal Equinox/or Whatever you Call it…
Atsusa samusa mo Higan made
MEME: Simple Quiz
Mar15
Q: WHO IS THE 4TH PERSON ON YOUR RECEIVED CALL LIST?
A:
Q: WHAT’S the MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
A: Currently the theme tune to firefly. Its a good song…
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
A: Checking my email after getting home from fencing/pub.
Q: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE ON YOUR CELL PHONE SAY?
A: “Fault investigation underway. We will update you when we have more information. If alternative internet access is possible go to www.bt.com/fix”
Q: WHOSE BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT?
A: My own. And on a side not I did not want to get out of it this morning.
Q: WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
A: Black t-shirt
Q: MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
A: “Camp Blood” an old cheesy horror film.
Q: NAME 3 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES?
A: Glasses, Clothes, Mobile Phone. (Thats not counting when asleep, in bath, etc)
Q: WHAT’S THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEETS?
A: White, With blue oriental patterned quilt cover.
Q: HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: £57.67. No idea why I have money today, normally just have around a fiver on me.
Q: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PART OF A CHICKEN?
A: breast.
Q: WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE TOWN/CITY?
A: Don’t think I have one, I’m more of a country person.
Q: I CAN’T WAIT TO…?
A: Get my food. Hungry now, come on food person…
Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MUM?
A: This morning
Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR DAD?
A: Sunday.
Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THEM?
A: Dad via SMS this morning, Mum via ICQ about 12.
Q: WHO GOT YOU TO JOIN LIVEJOURNAL?
A: No one, I did it of my own accord due to boredom.
Q: WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT?
A: A double cheese burger from the bad place.
Q: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT YOUR CURRENT JOB?
A: Err, 3 yearsish?
Q: LOOK TO YOUR LEFT – WHAT DO YOU SEE?
A: A laptop, mike, the door, a girl walking past door looking at me, junk.
Q: WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPENT £50 ON?
A: not counting myself. err mothers birthday present.
Q: WHAT’S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BORROWED FROM SOMEONE?
A: a Gi from after stupidly leaving mine at home.
Q: WHAT WEBSITE(S) DO YOU USUALLY VISIT MOST DURING THE DAY?
A: Many Many lots, I work on the Internet. err LJ, Company accounts pages, Company Admin pages, customer sites, and general crap.
Q: DO YOU HAVE AN AIR FRESHENER IN YOUR CAR?
A: I did once, But Mr Minns threw it out the window in protest at it having the welsh flag on it.
Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANTS IN YOUR ROOM?
A: Yes, At work there is Bods, and at home there’s a cactus that refuses to die, even if I forget to water it for months.
Q: DOES ANYTHING HURT ON YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW?
A: at this moment. No. (Makes a change!)
Q: WHAT CITY WAS YOUR LAST TAXI RIDE IN?
A: Chester
Q: DO YOU OWN A CAMERA PHONE?
A: Yes, my phone has a built in camera. Don’t they all these days?
Q: WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE STARBUCKS DRINK?
A: Coffee
Q: RECENT TIME YOU WERE REALLY UPSET?
A: When some people I thought of as friends were slagging me off and causing trouble… And when asked they said it was their way of being funny and friendly.
Q: HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE WITH ANYONE?
A: Yes.
Q: WHO DO YOU THINK WILL REPOST THIS?
A: No one, unless someone gets really bored
Justice is Served!
Mar13
Sometimes something happens that reaffirms your belief in the universal Justice of the universe (call it Karma, Fate, or whatever your metaphysical name for the concept is!).
Here’s todays Universal Justice.
Over the weekend there was snow, lots and lots of snow. So this morning as I got ready to drive to work my car was encased in about 6 to 7 inches of snow. The outer covering of which had frozen into a hard shell. So I cleaned off the windows and proceeded to drive to work. Now my journey takes me over the moors, the mountains, and some very twisty roads that have several crashes a week even in the best conditions. So due to the snow and ice I was driving at a reasonable speed. And some idiot behind me was tailgating and trying to force me to drive faster. (I hate idiots like that!).
Well as we were driving i heard a bump.. bang.. bump.. bang on the roof of the car, the next second my rear window is completely white as the snow from my roof all falls off at the same time. so we talking a block of snow, 1.5meters by 1.75meters by 6 inches all falling off in one piece. What made it even better was the fact the idiot behind me was so close it either hit the road directly in front of him, or bounced off his bumper. Either way the outer shell shattered and all that soft fluffy snow billowed out in a huge cloud blinding the driver, and forcing him to pull off the side of the road.
When he eventually caught back up with me, he drive at a reasonable speed, and kept a safe distance away from my car :0)
So Fate had taught him a safe lesson.
Sometimes life is good!
The cheek of some people.
Mar07
Well I had a nice week off work, Sometimes you just need to get away from the office and the petty politics that always seems to be going on in the background. And as i was told I had to use up all spare holidays before April, I took a week off to chill. Which we all need to do from time to time.
It was a good week, I got some private stuff done, I got to go visit some old american friends who by pure fluky luck were doing a flying visit to the uk, I went out for a nice meal and pissup with my father and a bunch of friends. Ok i did not get to visit some places I had hoped to, due to getting snowed in. but on the whole it was a good week.
then came saturday morning, and the arrival of the post. Just one letter for me, a bunch of papers from liverpool law courts informing me i was being sued for £6500 + solicitors fees. “What would a sweet, innocent bloke like you get sued that much for?” I hear you cry. well for car hire! let me explain, many many months ago I was in a car crash, I actually crashed into a car that had just crashed into another car. As normal in such situations the insurance companies sorted it all out amongst themselves and everyone was happy. Or should have been. but the cheeky father of one of the girls involved the the crash is now suing me for 6 grands worth of car hire, for the short time his daughter was car-less. 6 Grand? What did he hire, a Rolls?
On a good point, they had messed up on the legal papers, with his solicitors getting my name wrong, details of the crash wrong, who was driving the car wrong, and many other things, so hopefully it will all get laughed out of court as it should be. Failing that I drive past his house on my way to work, And I know where I can get my hands on some dangerous reptiles.
Anyway, its not healthy to worry about things, you loose sleep, and it helps nothing. So to look forward to good things, Its fencing tonight, and there will be a full on shinai fight, so thats something to look forward to…
The White Peacefulness
Mar02
You have to admit the world looks peaceful and quiet when covered by a layer of snow. I think all peace talks should always be held in a winter country..
UPDATE:
Its great living in the middle of nowhere. The roads here are just getting gritted, but not by snow gritters like the rest of the country, but by two council workers walking along the road with shovels and bins of grit :0)
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