Archives: February 2006

The Great Goth Ninja

Feb24
Published on: February 24, 2006
Categories: Comedy, LiveJournal
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Comments: 6 Comments

There was a time where primal chaos reigned, Where the Heavens sought order. But the Phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, As endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, The moistures of the Earth, And the powers of the Sun and the Moon. All worked upon a certain rock – old as Creation, And it magically became fertile. That first egg was named Thought, Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, Said, ‘With our thoughts we make the world.’.

Upon the shell of the egg was written all thoughts, knowledge, and all future events of any relevance. Elemantal forces caused the egg to hatch, from it then came a stone Warrior. The nature of the Warrior was irrepressable!

This Warrior became a great leader thanks to blessings from Tathagata Buddha. Over the following eons the Warrior founded a school of training, to pass on the Budda’s wisdom to other less enlightened people. These schools based in the land that would latter be know as Japan, grew over time to become the fabled Ninja clans of Iga and Koga.

The shell of the original egg was kept as a sacred artefact, and held as the most holy of relics, but over the centuries the stone wore away, and crumbled to dust,
as each part of the shell became damaged the contained knowledge, was copied onto the scrolls given to each grandmaster of the clan. These scrolls contained the instructions for all the Ninja skills, magic, and history, They also contained some prophecies of important events that will happen in the clans future. One of these Prophecys concerns the joining of the clan of a foreigner, a white man, a man not of the soil of the egg. A man who will already be wearing black before becoming a ninja warrior, a man who would be at ease amongst the black clad people, a man who will bring great reward on the ancient houses of the ninja, that man would be The Great Goth Ninja.

Am I that man??

Some say it is so!

See Reference

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Snow, Snow, Wonderful Snow

Feb23
Published on: February 23, 2006
Categories: LiveJournal, Weather, Work
Comments: 2 Comments

The world looks a lot nicer when its covered in a small blanket of snow!

Now if it just keeps up all day and night, maybe I can get snowed in tomorrow and get 1 day working from home due to snow this year.

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MEME: Life in Fours?

Feb21
Published on: February 21, 2006
Categories: LiveJournal, MEME
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Comments: 8 Comments

Stolen from who stole it from

Four Jobs You’ve Had In Your Life
1. Electrician.
2. NIC Electrical Inspection Engineer.
3. Network Installation Engineer.
4. Research & Development Engineer (for NHS)

Four Movies You Could Watch Over And Over
1. Real Genius
2. The princess Bride
3. Withnail & I.
4. The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Four Places You’ve Lived
1. Pen-y-Cae
2. Llwynenion
3. Birmingham
4. Little Hampton

Four TV Shows You Love To Watch
1. FireFly
2. Highlander – The Raven
3. The IT Crowd
4. Black Books

Four Places You’ve Been On Holiday/Vacation
1. Dublin
2. Germany
3. France
4. England – All Over

Four Of Your Favorite Foods
1. Chocolate
2. Cake
3. Chicken
4. Fudge

Four Places You’d Rather Be
1. In Bed
2. Somewhere Warm
3. Egypt
4. Japan

Four Albums You Can’t Live Without
1. Waynes Mix 1
2. Waynes Mix 2
3. Waynes Mix 3
4. Waynes Mix 4

Four Vehicles You’ve Owned
1. Suzuki GX400
2. MG Turbo
3. Ford Escort
4. Suzuki Vittara JLX

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The wonders of The Internet

Feb19
Published on: February 19, 2006
Categories: LiveJournal, Technology
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Cool.

I have just discovered you can tax your car on-line, So no longer do I have to spend days trying to find all the bits of paper needed for the taxing procedure. Or then pop to the post office during lunch break and get stuck in a line of old people so bored and lonely they go to the post office for a nice chat with the equally bored old person behind the counter…

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To answer some confusions over deity’s!

Feb14
Published on: February 14, 2006
Categories: LiveJournal, Office, Spiritual, Work
Comments: 34 Comments

This is a short post to help answer a friends confusion on the subject.

Over the world there are loads of different deity’s that are worshiped and admired. From the basic one overall supreme being of various names, to the down right odd, like the flying spaghetti monster. Deity’s come in all shapes, sizes, forms.

but you are not one of them. you are not a God!!

Editor: i promised to explain it to him!

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Mondays

Feb13
Published on: February 13, 2006
Categories: LiveJournal, Work
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Comments: 4 Comments

What is it about mondays?
Why does time flow slower on a monday than at any other time during the week?

Its one of those mysteries that confound the greatest minds on the planet. After all think of the usefulness of the answer to this question, For if we knew what it was that made Modays drag we could employ this technique during times of war, and have more time to set up our troops than the other side. You could take your time and safely clear a minefield in the time it takes the other side to say “Oh my gosh!” But thats best left to people with greater minds than my own..

It was pointed out to me that I had not posted for a while. And this is true, I have been ill and busy, and unable to randomly fillup postings with the drivel that i find inside my mind. Which explains why my mind is more cluttered than usual.

So what have I been up to since my last ramble.??

I passed 7th Kyu in the FCA system.

I got ill.

I worked.

I slept (a small amount, damn insomnia)

I celebrated two peoples birthdays.

and thats it.. Gods I lead a boring, dull life… So its going to be a cheery week then, especially as tomorrow is the one day a year where single people get the fact they are single and not part of a couple rammed down their throats all day long, with everyone going on about what they are doing with their other half, how many cards they got, and so on…

*mutter* *mutter*

roll on next week……

Right, back to work now…

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meme: Which race of Middle Earth do you belong?

Feb04
Published on: February 4, 2006
Categories: LiveJournal, MEME
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Comments: No Comments

Numenorean
Numenorean

To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
brought to you by Quizilla

At least I was not one of the evil races :0)
Makes a change!!

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Apparantly I am GOD (or my email address is).

Feb04
Published on: February 4, 2006
Categories: Fame, LiveJournal, Technology
Comments: 4 Comments

I get some very strange email’s, So I decided to share.


yo mon. come on mon. i am like insane mon. you know dat a i got a 57.9 % insane in the insanity test i took. in one of the questions it just happened to mention this e-mail and i thought that i should write you a friendly message!!!! not that i didnt know about this e-mail address. you know i had a dream that the princess fairy came to me and said this e-mail address is like GOD! and if you dont write a message to this person.. you will be turned into a enternal fairy! so do you believe in eternal life? well if you do or dont i suggest the book. “our town” the guy who wrote it was looking for the meaning of life! so okay then its set we have a date, okay see ya then.
goodbye
DAVE or am i????


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Update: New Year Resolutions

Feb01
Published on: February 1, 2006
Categories: LiveJournal, Resolutions
Comments: No Comments

Well its the start of the new month. One month into the new year, so I figured I should take a moment to reflect and look back over the last month, and see how I am doing with my new year resolutions…

Loose Weight
Well I stupidly forgot to weigh or measure myself at the start of the year, so I have no idea if I have lost any weight… So I am not doing very well so far..

Learn one New Skill
I’m still trying to decide on what new skill I should learn. I am considering trying to learn people reading, in a derren brown style.

Finish Some Old Projects
ok. i’m nill for 3 so far. i have finished no projects so far, but I have got one about 70% finished.

Read More
At last I get to one I have actually done. I have read a bit this year, ok, I’ve only finished 1 book, but its a start, and you have to start somewhere.

Actually do Backups
Woo! Got this one finished. I have got a script that backs up my stuff every month. So hopefully I should not loose any more data.

Stop being so Lazy
Err. No progress on this one so far, I am still a fat lazy slob!

So all in all. I am not doing very well with my resolutions. But I am only one month into the year. so there is hope for me yet.

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